The Hit List

Although it's likely not true, I feel as if I've met every type of man there is out there to be met.

Cute guys
Nice guys
I wish they were at least my height guys
Guys who are Dads
Guys who kiss bad
Feminine walking guys
Don't let you get a word in edgewise when talking guys
Guys who are a bore
Guys who loudly snore
One afternoon guys
Never show up after saying "I'll see you soon" guys
Guys who are fake
Guys who just take, take, take
Sweet guys
All they are looking for is meat guys
Guys I wish I didn't know
Guys I've had to let go
Guys with big hearts
Guys with whom I was hopeful to start
Guys with who I wish there was no end to the night
I've met them all...except for Mr. Right